FRENCH REGIONAL ELECTIONS

 

HARD CHEESE FOR CHIRAC AND THE RIGHT?

 

by Jeremy Josephs

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We all remember De Gaulle’s heart-felt rhetorical question concerning those intending to set up shop at the Elysée Palace.    The grub might well be good, he concluded, but “how on earth can anyone govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"    President Jacques Chirac, the present incumbent of that rather select Paris address, must surely be echoing those sentiments as he comes to terms with the catastrophic results of France’s regional elections.   And all the more so, perhaps, when one bears in mind that over one hundred new cheese varieties have been officially listed since De Gaulle uttered those deliciously ironic words. 

It was a “tidal wave of bitter defeat”, Le Monde informed its readers.  No it was not, it was a “wipe out for the Right”, Le Figaro insisted.   Other newspapers came up with a variety of equally dramatic terms in an attempt to boost circulation, including earthquake, tidal wave and hail of gunfire.   Whatever the slick slogan of the hour what is clear is that the scale of the defeat took nearly everyone aback.   In its first electoral test since being founded as an umbrella to unite the warring factions of the French right in 2002, Mr Chirac's UMP party collected just 37% of the national vote, against 50% for the opposition Socialists with their Green and Communist allies.   The result left the conservatives in control of just one of mainland France's 22 regional councils, Alsace.   Parts of France that have not swung left in living memory - Brittany, lower Normandy, the Pays de la Loire and the Auvergne - are now firmly in Socialist hands. Not one of the 19 government ministers who headed the right's regional election lists won.   It was the mother of all electoral defeats, prompting the left wing Libération to assert that “it was the beginning of the end - this is Chirac’s twilight - the Emperor has no clothes.”    What on earth had happened to the landslide victory that had swept Chirac to power just two years ago?

“No – not at all”, says 51 year old engineer Gilian Cadic, “that is a complete misreprestation of what happened two years ago.   The French right claimed victory – but in the first round of the presidential elections they in fact had a majority of just 2% over the socialists.   Because most people were disgusted about the very notion of having the fascist Le Pen in the second round – they found themselves voting for Chirac.  But reluctantly.   The massive majority he received, therefore, was not for one moment based on a solid foundation at all.”

As the electoral dust began to settle and the scale of the Right’s defeat became apparent, that same journal looked to the country’s apparently naked Emperor for swift and decisive action – with the widely expected sacking of Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin.   Toujours là?”, the paper cheekily enquired, barely 48 hours after the country’s devastatingly decisive second round, - “still there?”   To which it soon became apparent that the answer was a resounding oui.      Shrewd thinking on behalf of the President – whose political obituary has been prematurely written on dozens of occasions throughout the previous three decades. 

Mr Chirac's office soon let it be known that Mr Raffarin had stepped forward and volunteered to put his head onto the political block – tendering the government's resignation.     In an act of symbolic defiance the president had accepted it, but that: "he then named Jean-Pierre Raffarin Prime Minister and charged him with forming a new government.''     This was vintage Chirac at work.   Despite the intense pressure on the President for a rapid political response, he was clearly reluctant to be seen as having his hand forced by events – which could only be interpreted as a sign of his own weakened position after the electoral rebuff.     No, as the Guardian correctly predicted Chirac evidently concluded that “his favourite whipping boy has not been whipped enough.”     Why not let Mr Raffarin battle on with the task of reforming the health system, so that he can be sacrificed some time after the European elections in June?   That would then leave his successor 18 months to restore the government's image.  

“That’s entirely right” says the French academic Gabrielle Bouleau.   “Nothing would surprise me in terms of Chirac’s cynicism.   Maybe you have to be that way inclined to climb the greasy pole, I don’t know.   But I do think that Raffarin is going to get all of the flack, whilst the President sits back away from the line of fire and tries to position himself for another run at the Presidency.   That is why he is so opposed his ambitious young minister Nicolas Sarkozy, who has made no secret of his presidential aspirations.”

 

 

 

It was only natural that the Socialists and Greens should step forward to take the political credit.  But the truth is that they lack an inspiring leader and anything resembling a coherent project.   In fact the devastating blow to the Right – to President and Prime Minister alike – is entirely attributable to the perversity of the French electorate.    Because for the best part of two decades now French voters have regularly returned both left and right to power.   Only to punish them electorally at the first available opportunity.   Why so?    For attempting any kind of economic reform whatsoever.   Woe betides any politician or political party perceived as tampering with what the French call their acquis sociaux but what even the liberal Guardian newspaper calls “the prohibitively expensive Gallic model of social protection.”

 

But Isabelle Terrasson, for one, a recently graduated water science engineer, is reluctant to endorse the notion of France’s ungovernability. 

 

“People were thoroughly fed up with the policies of the Right and they wanted to give the government a bloody nose – and quite rightly so in my view.  This is their democratic right, is it not?   I seem to remember that in England your system also often swings back and forth between Labour and Conservative, does it not?”

And yet it was not as if Raffarin’s reforms were the world’s most revolutionary – it was a relatively modest programme of cost-cutting measures.     Most independent analysts with no political axe to grind agree that such a programme is absolutely necessary – the health service alone is set to be some €70bn (£47bn) over budget by 2020.   The system is positively haemorrhaging money at the rate of £7.8bn a year.   If unchecked, its annual deficit will be £46bn by 2020.    And yet most people will not hesitate to take to the streets – a long and honourable tradition in France – as soon as the prescribed dose of medicine is required to be taken.    Within the last few months alone Raffarin’s programmes provoked a wave of protests by groups including scientific researchers, lawyers, hospital staff and performing artists.    The Prime Minister’s plans to reform pensions likewise brought thousands on to the streets and paralysed France in a series of mass protests.    In fact a compromise deal was reached some time ago - to increase the years worked before public sector workers could receive a full pension from 37.5 to 40.     But only by the year 2008 and hardly the stuff of which les barricades are constructed?    Evidently not.   France’s firemen were the most recent group to take to the streets, igniting a series of fires, somewhat bizarrely, en route.   

Monsieur Fillon, the social affairs minister, echoed De Gaulle when he spoke about the difficulty of governing France:  "This all raises a big question. The left suffered a similar total rejection only 20 months ago. In such circumstances, how can any government carry out the programme of reforms?”      Of course one hesitates to call him a bad loser – but he certainly has a point.   For every two years, it seems, France loses patience with the latest plan to reform it, and treats its leaders to ritual humiliation at the ballot box.    Spare a thought for the hapless Lionel Jospin, of 35-hour week fame, and knocked out of the presidential race by Jean-Marie Le Pen and his openly racist National Front.

And that is precisely why the best business brains are leaving France”, adds Pierre-Yves Gerbeau, the former head of the doomed London dome.  Its just impossible to do business in France – and one reason why I am now happy to describe myself as an adopted Brit.  As soon as anyone tries to grasp the nettle they come away with a rather nasty rash.  Everyone is in favour of reform in theory but no one wants to see it in practice.   And as for France’s favourite political word la cohabitation – all I can say is rather you than me – it just doesn’t work.”

All of this prompts one to ask what the old General himself would have made of this.   He knew very well that France was a difficult nation to govern.   And that was way back in the good old days when there were but a third fewer cheeses than there are now.   One can only imagine what De Gaulle’s message would be to the embattled Chirac who so often likes to assume his mantle.  Hard cheese?  Maybe it is as well that there is no adequate translation into French of that particularly difficult-to-digest English phrase!  

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